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Joke of the Day

"FWD: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: THE DOGS HAVE LEARNED HOW TO EMAIL THIS IS YOUR DOG HELLO SUSAN"

"What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster? You pop up all night."

"*Ubers to my parking spot at Costco*"

"I'm gonna be a professional farmer when I grow up. I've been wanting to get in that field for years."

"Two fish were sitting in a tank... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"Chicken and an egg are lying in bed together Chicken looks at the egg and says ""Well that answered the question!"""

"Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation? A. I mist you."

"The French I can speak fluent french, watch this... ""I Surrender"""

"Still don't know what I did wrong. My girlfriend was happy when I brought her home a bouquet of flowers. Her mood changed when I told her I found them by a lamp post."

"I asked a girl back to my place to enjoy the works of Michel Houellebecq. But she said she ain't no Houellebecq girl."