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Joke of the Day

"[2 toads chillin'] Yo, we should start a rumor that if u lick us you'll get high. ""Whaaaat, that's genius."" We gon' get mad licked, son."

"How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the people pushing it."

"What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common? They are both gray except for the giraffe."

"Grasshopper walks into a bar Bartender goes ""*hey! you.... we have a drink named after you, buddy!*"" Grasshopper excitingly responds ""*no way! You have a drink named Steve?*"""

"Knock knock -Honda. -Honda who? -*Honda the wings of love*"

"What is the best place to hide a dead body? On the second page of google."

"If E.A made an alphabet. Do you think if E.A made an alphabet they would make a free betabet then release the the betabet as an alphabet?"

"Apparently there was a new episode of ""Biggest Loser"" on tonight... Indianapolis Colts edition."

"How does it feel to crash a rental car? It Hertz."

"""Is there really a fire? Prove it."" -Mrs. Doubtfire"