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Joke of the Day

"Apparently there was a new episode of ""Biggest Loser"" on tonight... Indianapolis Colts edition."

"What Trumps favorite song Make it rain (there are two way you can read this)"

"Did you know that Hitler survived World War 2? He's currently a mod at r/news."

"What does the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breath out of that thing? It's so small."

"I told my wife 'a blowjob a day keeps the doctor away.' For Christmas she bought me better medical coverage."

"I went through and unfollowed everyone who is better looking than me. It took a lot longer than I thought it would."

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. . . . . .and orders a beer. When he finishes is, the barkeep asks ""Have another?"" Descartes replies ""I think not."" . . .and POOF. He vanishes."

"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my fuckin' dick!"

"Deep Love no matter how deeply you love someone, you cannot express it more than six inches deep"

"i blame everything on the illuminati. stale bread? illuminati."