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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a German who doesn't eat meat? A Veget-Aryan"
Next Joke
"What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone."
"Dragon. Knock Knock? Who's there? Dragon. Dragon who? I was dragon my balls across your mom's face last night."
"Of course, Tony the Tiger isn't his real name. It's Lord Antoine le Tigris of Kellogg."
"I love the way that the earth rotates it really makes my day"
"A little boy asks his Dad a question A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"
"I have finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.."
"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers"
"Women are like guns keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it."
"I just realized that no matter what it says on my tombstone I'm going to have to read it upside down."