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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a German who doesn't eat meat? A Veget-Aryan"
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"A zero and an eight are walking in a desert... and the zero asks the eight ""aren't you too hot with that belt on?"""
"Christmas is over, all of the guests have gone home. NO PANTS."
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"I really like being a trophy husband. I just wish I wasn't a participation trophy."
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"What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits."
"I wanted to start my vegan diet but apparently cannibalism is frowned upon."