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Joke of the Day

"What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common? They are both gray except for the giraffe."

"Got asked to be godfather of my niece, so if anything happens to her parents then someone else has to take care of her because I said no"

"My math teacher said I was average. How mean!"

"I still say a wasp's nest chucked through the window would be the ideal way to end any hostage situation. Nobody's hanging around in there."

"A photon is going through airport security... The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"I wasn't mad. Then you asked me 12 times if I was mad. Well, now I'm mad."

"Brostache117, Penguin_Party12345, D3ATHfromAB0V3x and thewakingforce"

"Just ate a Hot Pocket filled with pasta alfredo because my body is a landfill and I don't ever want a husband"

"Meaningless statistics are up 17% today"

"A Priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar... he orders a drink."