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Joke of the Day
"What is the generic name for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin"
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"What's a sports fan's favourite disease? The COME ON! cold."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong socks this morning."
"""For people that are hungry but would also like something to drink."" Pitch for Soup"
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They are both stuck-up cunts."
"If I ask you how you're doing and you say anything more complicated than ""fine,"" we're going to have a problem"
"My math teacher kept giving easy parabolas and circles until the test day when he gave a large, difficult hyperbola. The long con."
"What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant? This guy"
"Old man ear hair is an evolutionary survival trait based on 10's of thousands of years to drown out spousal bitching"
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist..."