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Joke of the Day

"If I ask you how you're doing and you say anything more complicated than ""fine,"" we're going to have a problem"

"I found the best comment about what's been happening to reddit [DELETED]"

"I'm so tired of people saying Hillary sucks... She doesn't. Just ask Bill and Monica."

"My wife did 70 chores around the house Cooking and 69."

"Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.? His vision was based on movements."

"Girl, do you have 67 protons? Cuz you a Ho"

"Why did all of the frog guidance counselor's students become construction workers? The only advice he could give them was ""rivet, rivet."""

"I don't see the point in my elderly neighbour subscribing to local newspapers ..... If all she is going to do is let them pile up outside her door."

"I'm definitely the drunkest person in this ball pit."

"A retarded kid, chemo patient, and midget walk into a candy store... [And walk out with jawbreakers bigger than their heads!](http://imgur.com/HwGG6mm)"