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Joke of the Day
"What's a sports fan's favourite disease? The COME ON! cold."
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"I don't think anyone would be surprised if Captain Morgan was arrested for Boating Under the Influence."
"""How can I help you? Hi I'd like a root canal ""Are you a patient here?"" No ""Who referred you to us?"" No one ""Ok then why-"" I have a Groupon"
"Guy walks into a doctors office.. Guy walks into a doctor's office, wearing nothing but saran wrap. The doctor looked at him and said ""Clearly, I can see your nuts."" (Buddum-bum)"
"Good joke [SERIOUS] ^ title"
"2 dudes Came here to tell a gay joke, Butt fuck it."
"What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen? Rats!"
"What is the favorite number of french potheads? 80"
"A blind man walks into a bar. And a chair. And a table."
"I was grinding on a girl in a club last night and she said to me, ""Will you please take your skateboard and f#ck off!"""