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Joke of the Day
"What's a sports fan's favourite disease? The COME ON! cold."
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"Tips to reduce weight... First turn your head to the right and then to the left. Repeat this exercise whenever your offered something to eat!"
"When humorists pole-dance it's called a comic strip."
"What do rappers like on their burritos? Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out"
"I just came up with a new word! Plagiarism!"
"People say I shouldn't have bought so many books about the Nazis But I was only obeying Borders."
"Doctor Doctor...people keep ignoring me.. Next pls... im here all wk."
"If Donald Trump replaces Barack Obama in the White House Does that mean that orange is the new black?"
"I want to write about what's happening on reddit... ...but I can't spell ""drama"" without ""AMA."""
"With subpar graphics and no discernable plot, TurboTax is, hands down, the worst video game I have ever played."