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Joke of the Day

"A study has shown that women are better than men at driving in fog.. Well of course they are. They're not looking where they're going."

"Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party? Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys."

"I am a woman, hear my eyes roll."

"What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer? an heir conditioner."

"How many Ron Pauls does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"Did you hear about the guy that got shot in the back of the head in a movie theater? He was sitting in front of pee wee herman."

"Why did Charles Darwin become a scientist? He was just playing to his strengths. It was really a natural selection."

"My wife's fanny smells like roses.. But rose's is tighter."

"what do asians do when they have an erection? they vote..."

"Carl: Everybody was Kung fu fighting! Doug: um, I don't know Kung f-- Carl: except for Doug from accounting"