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Joke of the Day

"Old man ear hair is an evolutionary survival trait based on 10's of thousands of years to drown out spousal bitching"

"The NSA wants Edward Snowden to leave Russia. NSA: Hey Edward, you should really come back to America so we can talk. Edward: I can't. I'm Snowden."

"Harry was blind. His friends bought him a silver-coated nutmeg grater. When they asked how he liked it, he said it was the most violent story he'd ever read."

"My new girlfriend has one leg shorter than the other... Her name is Ilene Wright."

"What do you call some one with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."

"What does the parrot thinks as he looks at the newspaper in the bottom of his cage? ""Same old shit"""

"I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe."

"What do you call a transparent robot? See-through P0"

"Whats the difference between a duck? One foots both the same!"

"Lyrics in modern hip hop are so bad.."