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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Hot, mocha, and overpriced. Prostitutes. I like prostitutes."

"If masturbation lead to blindness internet would be in Braille"

"What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A new last name."

"If another day goes by without a Matthew, Mark, Luke and John forming a boyband called New Testament, I'm going to give up on everything."

"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Tie a piece of bread to the roof.."

"Have you ever heard a Carthaginian ambulance? Dido, Dido, Dido, Dido, Dido!"

"Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius."

"Text me once, shame on you. Text me twice, congratulations, we are now trapped in an infinite emotional prison."

"How does the Mexican national anthem start? Jose can you see....."

"My friend's offering to pay for a trip to NY to be her +1 for a wedding. She's probably going to drug me & sell my organs. *agrees to go :)"