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Joke of the Day
"I painted my computer black... thinking it would run faster but it just stopped working"
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"Don't get offended. Only racist jokes... Q: Why are Black people so tall? A: Because their KneeGrows."
"What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg"
"I love slip on shoes because you can slip them off just as easy to hit stupid people with them."
"When my girlfriends says.. ""People think that.."" - *people* is often her friend Lisa."
"What did Apply say to the iPhone 7? Hit the road, Jack."
"I hurt my neck sleeping on a pillow that was too fluffy. My body is not meant for this world."
"What did one loaf of bread say to the other? Weirdo."
"My mate Dave is living the dream. He's in a coma..."
"Why Twitter deleted so many terrorist accounts recently? Otherwise they'd kill all the 140 characters."