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Joke of the Day
"If iron man and silver surfer teamed up... They'd be alloys."
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"*Astronaut takes a photo of Earth from space* Earth: ""Delete it."""
"I saw a ""best at sex"" contest for gay men, where the judges were your fellow participants. It looked fun, so I entered the competition."
"There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."
"There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who divide everybody into two kinds of people, and those who don't."
"There's only one problem where tears are the solution... and that's forgetting to pack your contact lens cleaner."
"I couldn't get tickets for the Plan B concert. So I had to go with my first choice instead."
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? ""See you next month!"""
"How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours? ask about his routine."
"What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A bunion."