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Joke of the Day
"I couldn't get tickets for the Plan B concert. So I had to go with my first choice instead."
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"An Englishman walks into a bar There's usually an Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman too but they're all still at the Rugby World Cup!"
"I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector. The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick."
"My fortune cookie reads ""I peed in your fried rice"" and it's hand written..."
"What's the name of A support group for transgender superheroes? The Ex Men."
"Porn If you can't join em,.beat it."
"Two cowboys looking at the desert horizon and a bunch of indians appear coming towards them... -Are they enemies or friends? -They are obviosly friends, they are coming altogether."
"Last night,my friend changed all my contacts in my phone.I've been texted by Batman Donatello,Hermione Granger.I have no idea who they are."
"How to curse like an Irishman ""Whale oil beef hooked!"""
"Whatisthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardfor?"