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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek? A bunion."
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"Guess what? Chicken butt!"
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"wherever this dart lands is where I'll take a trip to *throws dart and it lands on Hogwarts poster* oh, well this is going to be difficult"
"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants... The bartender looks over and says, ""Get the fuck out of my bar, we're sick of hearing this goddamn joke."""
"Q: What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo? A: A buffaloaf."