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Joke of the Day

"There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who divide everybody into two kinds of people, and those who don't."

"Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled.I laughed at the irony.Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it."

"What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter? Wanna pizza me?"

"What do you call an assault which is both positive and negative? A battery."

"Whats the difference between the government and a stripper? Strippers don't rig their polls."

"What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip."

"Original physics joke. I'm very proud. I was organizing my desk the other day and the Entropy Police gave me a ticket for disturbing the chaos."

"So anyway, one of my favorite pastimes is not drowning."

"What's the difference between snow men and snow women? Snow balls"

"What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold? Peek achoo!"