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Joke of the Day

"There's only one problem where tears are the solution... and that's forgetting to pack your contact lens cleaner."

"What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!"

"You guys know that dude Jesus? Yeah, I heard he was a real thorn in the Romans' side"

"What is Victoria's Secret? 'Her' real name is Victor!"

"What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car in it man."

"Dog Mechanic: The repair is gonna take longer than expected. ""Why's that?"" Dog Mechanic: The clutch is worn out, also because I am a dog."

"If you're head of the CIA and can't hide an extramarital affair it means it can't be done. Case closed, fellas."

"Whats the best way to pick up chicks Lean over and pick them up with your hands."

"What do they call pita bread in Mexico? Pita pan"

"Jesus loves me. This I know. For my neighbor told me so. Jesus is a Puerto Rican that lives two doors down. I'm flattered...but straight."