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Joke of the Day

"There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Becca ! Becca who ? Becca the net !"

"I just bought a device that makes my car 95% quieter! It fits perfectly over her mouth."

"I just saved a bunch of money by not paying any bills cuz I don't have a job."

"Dating tip: don't mention your time as a Boy Scout, let your sash full of badges do the talkin."

"The three unwritten rules of /r/cleanjokes are: 1. 2. 3."

"The problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren't me."

"What do you call a blind asian man A blind asian man you racist shit"

"The best way to refuse a credit card telemarketer is to tell them you're unemployed. Guarantees them hanging up within seconds."

"The fact touche and douche don't rhyme bothers me."