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Joke of the Day
"There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."
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"So it turns out I'm incapable of describing my feelings. Can't say I'm surprised..."
"What do you call an overpriced and overhyped game? No Man's Sky."
"What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman? One is a super hero and the other is a command. *I'll show myself out...*"
"giv a man a fish adn he'll say ""wat is this i ordered a mcflurry"" teach a man to fish adn he'll say ""how ar u the manager of this mcdonalds"""
"You know you're fat when when... Your penis is an *innie*."
"What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common? They both have ornamental balls"
"I went to buy a bag of air... They accidentally put potato chips in it."
"My dick is like a chinese finger trap. The more you struggle, the harder it gets."
"A shout out to all of the beautiful women who don't need to dress trashy to attract a man..... But party at my place for all those who do"