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Joke of the Day
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? ""See you next month!"""
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"My dad's addicted to christmas dinner But he's been cold turkey every meal since."
"Red sky at night; shepherds delight, red sky in morning; shepherds warning Minced lamb, potato, onion and carrot; shepherd's pie."
"Stop pissing me off or I'll marry you"
"My husband asked what Vine was while reading a BOOK. Hahaha 1910 called, it wants its intellect strengthening form of entertainment back!"
"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is ....."
"The last stall in the bathroom at work Has a really, noisy creaky door when you open it. There's some scary shit going on in there......."
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon, and Michael Jackson rapes kids and gets away with it."
"*storms out of office bathroom* *slams roll of single-ply toilet paper on boss's desk* I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS"
"A little boy comes running to his mother.. ""I went into the bathroom and the light came on without me touching anything!"" ""Oh you idiot, you've pissed in the fucking fridge again."""