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Joke of the Day
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? ""See you next month!"""
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"I've drawn a cartoon picture of Mohamed and signed it Kim Jong-un. Let's see where this goes."
"I was gonna make a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen but NaH"
"Keep a baby with you at all times in case you need to throw it at someone who tries to arrest you."
"*she leans in close* 'kyle, what's your wildest fantasy?' *i close my eyes and imagine opening a 10pc chicken nugget and finding 11 pieces*"
"[lunch break] Gf: I have 30min Me: you thinking what im thinking? Gf: oh yea *starts undressing Me: *googles closest laser tag location"
"""I nailed that wood so hard I came..."" - Carpenter who really enjoys his job"
"Why is santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year. Like most jokes on this thread this is stolen, not being a shitcunt and taking credit..."
"I often wish I could go back to a simpler time when I wasn't so nostalgic."
"I never feel older than in the 12 seconds I spend on web pages scrolling down to my birth year."