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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer"
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"Rather than Anti-psychotic drugs, I prefer a more friendlier tone like Pro-sanity pills."
"I'm trying to initiate a neighborhood watch program but the damn neighbors keep closing their blinds."
"Teacher: Does anyone have questions? Me: If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? T: Holy Shit"
"I call my penis... ""the cartridge"" because women love to blow it"
"husband rock & wife shock wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me. Husband: i saw you dad paying the bill........"
"Before Isaac Newton discovered gravity everyone had to glue themselves down."
"I have Restless Life Syndrome."
"They say you should eat 6 small meals a day to lose weight so being an overachiever I have been eating 26 a day."
"Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke? Because they ror."