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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend asked me why I was blow-drying my crotch... Apparently ""heating your dinner"" was not the response she was looking for."

"I find it kinda funny that people still reuse memes from 10 years ago and i find it kinda sad that these things these people talk of are the best they ever have."

"Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses. He replied,""Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you do not have to feed him again."" Trump 20:16"

"Why are black guys getting fatter? TVs are getting lighter."

"I came here to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it."

"Donald Trump I was told this was a place to post jokes, and that's the best one I know."

"Do you like fish sticks? Who are you? Kanye West?"

"No Auto-correct, I never meant ""Relationship Goats""."

"Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn't work. The dog probably just thinks, Awesome, now we're both barking"

"Ever heard the phrase"" Do you live under a rock?"" Ever wonder why Patrick Star is so dumb? Well its because he literally lives under a rock."