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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub? You throw in some laundry and detergent."

"What my father said to my prospective college roommate the first time they met... Do you know how to tell if you roommate is gay?? His cock tastes like shit!!"

"Have you heard of the new deodorant called umpire? It's for foul balls!"

"A cowboy walks into a German car dealership and says ""Audi, pardner."""

"Thanksgiving regret: no one at dinner wanted to talk about why the family members on TV's ""Dinosaurs"" were all different species of dinosaur"

"Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today? Because he didn't have the balls!"

"What did Santa say when he went to a brothel? Hoe hoe hoe!"

"A paper cut is a tree's last revenge."

"[One to tell militant women]: how many women on their period does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [Meekly] ^just ^one..."

"What's the difference between the stock market and women? With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out."