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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today? Because he didn't have the balls!"
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"Husband: Honey why are there broken condoms on the couch? Wife: Would you please call our children by their real names."
"Why didnt the toilet paper cross the road? because it was stuck in a crack"
"Why did the baker have so many customers? He desperately kneaded the dough!"
"What do you call a cow that plays with itself? Beef Stroganoff"
"Steve Irwin died the same way he lived.. ..with animals in his heart."
"I once sent nude pictures to everyone in my contacts list. Not only was it embarrassing... It cost me a fortune in stamps."
"The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance of not going to work tomorrow. Tequila gives you a 1 in 3 chance."
"The Ninja Turtles went to a weapons store. They all got what they wanted except for Raphael They didn't have his sai's."
"If I ever become a filthy millionaire, I'm gonna string 50 smartwatches together and create a batman belt of gadgets out of them I know it's a waist of time, but it'll be worth it."