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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the stock market and women? With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out."

"The name Corey is short for Coriander. Coreys will try & tell you it's not but they are lying."

"What does a priest get when he wants pussy? Nun."

"Ready for the only way to enjoy Instagram? Follow zero people. Follow every dog."

"My wife agreed to a threesome with two girls. She was inexplicably livid when I told her she was neither."

"I dont trust atoms... I heard they make up everything."

"Terror attack in New York Thousands of people scream as Mariah Carey bombs Time Square"

"My wife was gang raped by a troupe of mimes.... They performed unspeakable acts on her."

"I love the word ""Allegedly"". You can make up anything about anyone without any reprisal... allegedly."

"A helicopter There are two men in a helicopter, the gunner says to the pilot,""are you going to rotate clockwise?"" The pilot says,""yaw"""