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Joke of the Day
"I want an ocean of orange soda It's a Fanta sea of mine"
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"Doctors just assume I want all my blood at a particular pressure."
"Black people have 3 things that are white. Their eyeballs, their teeth, and... their masters"
"""Are you ok?"" Never heard of him"
"So a roman walks into a bar Lifts two fingers and say ""five beers, please"""
"Irreconcilable differences The judge says to Mickey, ""I can't grant you a divorce because you think Minnie is crazy."" ""I didn't say she was crazy,"" says Mickey, ""I said she was fucking Goofy!"""
"What is the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"
"Why don't melons ever run away and get married? Because they cantaloupe!"
"Bruce Willis marks his height on his bedroom wall. He started doing it 2 years ago & it's just an increasingly thick line at the same height"
"I've got 99 problems... <snap> 98 problems. <snap> 97 problems. <snap> 96 problems. <snap> BRB... I need to buy more mousetraps."