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Joke of the Day
"Doctors just assume I want all my blood at a particular pressure."
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"Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road? Because he wanted to see his flat mate."
"A photon stops at a hotel and is asked: ""May I take your luggage?"" He replies, ""No, thanks. I'm traveling light."""
"Those stickers of families you see on the back of mini-vans are like menus.. For sexual predators."
"I can't date fat women anymore... I just found out I'm lactose intolerant. Note: I just heard this from some landscapers as I walked my dog."
"""And why did you join our gym?"" to stay healthy a friend recommended it I've seen myself naked"
"An old joke, regardless its still hilarious. A cheetah would never cheat on his wife. But a Tiger Would."
"What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow? He won't ever give you *Up*. No? I'll show myself out . . ."
"How are 6 women like a golf course? NSFW 18 holes"
"Manager: Your fired Me: *You're Manager: How did you know I spelled it wrong if I spoke it out loud Me: How did you know I corrected you"