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Joke of the Day
"Black people have 3 things that are white. Their eyeballs, their teeth, and... their masters"
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"""F,DT I am."" - Yoda texting a girl that he's DTF"
"Why is the U.S dollar getting stronger? Fiscal therapy"
"A group of mimes kidnapped me They did unspeakable things to me"
"My girlfriend said to me ""as a young boy, was your mother very strict with you"" and I said ""let's make one thing absolutely clear..."" ""My mother was never a young boy."" Tim Vine"
"Ever since i started wearing camo all the time... My girlfriend said she can't see me anymore."
"One dolphin cut another dolphin off at the intersection of Coral Reef and Caribbean Current... The other dolphin said, ""Hey, you did that on porpoise!"""
"69% of people... ...find something dirty in every sentence."
"She: We are having my mother For dinner tonight? Me: But darling i'm a vegetarian. . how can i eat her?"
"The other day I saw a short man carrying an LED tv and I asked "" hey do you help carrying that tv?"" And he replied all pissed off ""Fuck off dude, this is my tablet"""