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Joke of the Day
"So a roman walks into a bar Lifts two fingers and say ""five beers, please"""
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"""this has never happened before"" is that a yes or no? ""let me check"" [talks into radio] ""steve can we let a dog on the rollercoaster?"""
"The Dalai Lama calls and orders a pizza... ...and says ""Make me one with everything."""
"How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick? Dragon drop"
"I heard the founder of Apple was actually kidnapped by the government of Mexico Damn Mexicans always stealing our Jobs"
"New rule: Confederate States don't get to pick who sings ""God Bless America"". We'll fly someone in from up north."
"If you like pina coladas / Getting caught in the rain / Drink this pina colada / It was caught in the rain"
"But do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period."
"What do you call the ghost of a detective? An inspectre."
"Son: Dad, am I adopted? Not yet. We still haven't found anyone who wants you."