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Joke of the Day

"Why don't melons ever run away and get married? Because they cantaloupe!"

"Reddit is like a whirlpool... Once it sucks you in you cannot escape."

"So a sloth got robbed by 3 turtles... When the cops asked him what happened the sloth said, It. all. happened. so. fast."

"Telling a racist joke is like getting in a car with an asian driver If they are not really good, there's a very good chance you'll crash and burn."

"Me and my wife are into S&M. She sleeps and I masturbate."

"Accidentally used the elephant emoji so thanks, Apple, for the next five hours of fighting"

"If I was an enzyme, I would be DNA Helicase So I could unzip your genes."

"Save the whales. Collect the whole set."

"Some people are doing stuff with their lives!! Let's mock them."

"Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other ""How do you get to the other side?"" ""You are on the other side"" the other blonde yells back."