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Joke of the Day
"""Are you ok?"" Never heard of him"
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"Teacher asks: What is the difference between a prostitute, a girlfriend and a wife.Student replies: Prepaid, post paid and unlimited plan."
"The Doctor made me walk again... Because I had to sell my car in order to pay the hospital bill"
"What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth? Synthia"
"My Ex? Yea I'd still hit that.........WITH A CAR"
"My son, 15, DOES NOT KNOW the name of the street we've lived on for 7 years. We are taking him to the vet to get micro-chipped."
"When you go to the movies first thing you need to do is pour a drink in the seat in front of you so nobody can sit there.."
"Realized that I'm getting old. 20 years ago all of my friends were on drugs. Now they're all on medication..."
"PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it."
"How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom? They think outside the box."