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Joke of the Day

"went to kiss a girl last night and her eyes rolled back and her head floated off her shoulders body burst into flames i am a bad kisser"

"Hurricanes are like a divorce in West Virginia There's lots of yelling and screaming, and somebody looses a trailer. -joke from my chem teacher today"

"So I met a woman with 12 boobs... [NSFW] Oh, that joke needs a punchline doesn't tit."

"I wrote a short poem Roses are red and I am feeling blue because there is one less gorilla in the Cincinnati zoo"

"40% of Americans over 60 believe... ... that they were at Woodstock."

"Women are not complicated at all, except when they expect us to read between the lines."

"I was once a man trapped in a woman's body. Then my mother gave birth to me"

"How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed? 'Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!"

"I didn't really want to take my friend's true or false test But he wouldn't take no for an answer"

"Laser hair removal? Uhhh, why would anyone with laser hair ever want to get it removed?"