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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a snowman that frequently has sexual intercourse? A snowplow."
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"What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment? Storming a castle."
"Father is talking with his son DAD: Whaddya got there, son? SON: Soy milk. DAD: Hola milk, soy tu padre."
"Nothing makes me more suspicious than an unsolicited compliment."
"2 potatoes standing on the street corner how do you tell which one is the slut? The 1 that says I da ho"
"What's it called when you look in the mirror and say ""jesus christ I look good""? Using the lords name in vanity"
"I've heard like eight cancer jokes today... If I hear another one it's gonna benign"
"All these years you thought your grandma had Alzheimers, and turns out she just didn't want to talk to you."
"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family of four."
"I felt a rush of culture shock wash over me as I walked through a middle eastern market It was bazaar"