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Joke of the Day

"How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed? 'Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!"

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokenoff"

"What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people? An icebreaker"

"U ever squeeze out a turd so big that it feels like u traveled through time once it's out? anyway forgive me father for i have sinned"

"You know whats hard? Bricks."

"Honey, let's make this cactUS a cacti. What I'm saying is I want a divorce, and I'm taking the cactus with me."

"Unless it's that scary chick from The Ring, I really don't care who is in the restroom with me."

"You'd think the chances of putting in a USB drive wrong side-up would be 50-50, but nope, 90-10."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking intence."

"What is the nastiest bun of them all A *cinna*bun"