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Joke of the Day

"Hurricanes are like a divorce in West Virginia There's lots of yelling and screaming, and somebody looses a trailer. -joke from my chem teacher today"

"Why didn't the elephant eat the banana?"

"When my friends say I'm too rational, I tell them to go 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 themselves."

"Every time I open my mouth, some idiot starts talking."

"*adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms*"

"[NSFW] What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Gag gag gag"

"Live tweeting from Sunday Mass! We're sitting. Now standing. Sitting. Sorry, should've been kneeling. Shit, that was embarrassing."

"Just once...one time; can't we buy a tree that doesn't try to attack me when I come home drunk at 2am."

"The ghost teacher was showing her class how to walk through walls. ""Now did all of you understand that?"" she asked. ""If not, I'll just go through it again."""

"Girl are you the Iraq invasion because this was a mistake"