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Joke of the Day

"I wrote a short poem Roses are red and I am feeling blue because there is one less gorilla in the Cincinnati zoo"

"How to be a Canadian: 1) Love hockey 2) Use good manners 3) Drink Tim Hortons 4) Live in a igloo 5) Hunt moose with stick"

"What do Jewish termites do for Passover? They have a cedar dinner."

"What do you call a valet from India? Mahatma Coat"

"What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !"

"Hey girl are you a legendary sea monster? 'Cause you have Kraken tits"

"What do you call a relative of a nap? A napkin."

"Seven Jewish mothers are sitting in a restaurant... and a waiter comes and asks: ''I'm sorry ladies, is *anything* all right?''"

"How do you call an unlocked phone ? Married and virgin."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking JK Rowling"