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Joke of the Day
"What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe."
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"You know, my dream for gaming is where in one game you'll shoot someone and then during a game of say Fifa you'll see their son crying"
"My girlfriend said I treat her like a little girl. So, I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself."
"A ladies magazine told me to compliment my wifes booty. So I told her I was glad it wasn't hairy. I need a place to stay"
"""God's last name is not Dammit."" Unknown"
"What do you call a monkey named James that's afraid of everything? Jim-pansy"
"You guys ever listened to the music of Yellvis? *YOU AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG!!!!*"
"Racist humor ;) Why are there so many black people in Detroit??? It's because they heard there was no jobs there."
"So my girlfriend told me to treat her like a princess. So I put her in a castle and sent some Italian plummer to find her."
"My moods don't just swing - they bounce, pivot, recoil, rebound, oscillate, fluctuate and occasionally pirouette."