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Joke of the Day

"Racist humor ;) Why are there so many black people in Detroit??? It's because they heard there was no jobs there."

"Jokes Know any lion jokes"

"Live for what tomorrow has to offer, not what yesterday has taken away."

"What's the worst kind of media? chlamydia"

"What do you say when German secret police is bugging you? geSTAHPo!"

"I bought a lottery ticket the other day. I didn't win anything. I've come to the conclusion that the lottery is a bunch of balls."

"What do you call a road full of giraffes? Giraffic."

"I'm so old, I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign. And before that, we used to play Tic-Tac-Toe on that shit."

"I'm going to bang my head into the wall repeatedly. Is that okay? Sure, kid. Knock yourself out."

"What is a jewish golfer's favorite vegetable? A parsnip."