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Joke of the Day

"You know, my dream for gaming is where in one game you'll shoot someone and then during a game of say Fifa you'll see their son crying"

"I was so angry when I found my wife's profile on a dating website. That lying bitch isn't ""fun to be around""."

"What did the snowman say to the other snowman? ""do you smell carrots?"""

"What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito? M'laria"

"I used to believe that I had MPD. But I convinced my other self that I didn't."

"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rubber-Toe! (Roberto)"

"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog... You know more about it, but now the frog is dead."

"What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal? Press'n Seal"

"That deli has a reputation for sub-par hoagies, ...but the one I had was exactly average."

"I'm way more unique than everyone else who likes the same esoteric bullshit as me."