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Joke of the Day
"You guys ever listened to the music of Yellvis? *YOU AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG!!!!*"
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"""I'd hit that"" -old people who drive"
"A Photon Checks into a hotel... The bellhop ask, ""can I help you with your luggage?"" It replies, ""I don't have any, I'm traveling light."""
"What is the best way for a pet shop to get business? Word of mouse."
"There's both a McDonald's and a blood pressure machine at our Walmart. Circle of life."
"In the spirit of halloween.... why did the witch divorce her husband ? Because he had a hollow weiner"
"[dies and goes to hell] me: ""mom? dad!? what are you doing here!"" dad: ""we used to switch your food with the dog's food sometimes."""
"That awkward moment when you are introduced to someone and you have no idea if that person is their child or their spouse."
"Our Faults ""Once a friend of mine and I agreed that it would be helpful for each of us to tell the other all our faults"" ""How did it work ?"" ""We haven't spoken for five years""."
"Why are cigars unhealthier than cigarettes? Because they're fatter."