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Joke of the Day

"Went to the hardware store today... I picked up a can of insecticide and asked the guy behind the counter if this was good for ants. Old man says ""nope, it'll kill em"""

"Have you heard the latest by Lady Marmalade and the Pectin Pack? Oh wait, I forgot you don't like jam bands"

"Police are looking for a man who refuses to update his PDF reader. He is described as 32, single and has no fixed adobe."

"Women sex toys cost money for Batteries! Men's sex toys cost money for rent, clothes, groceries....."

"Why does Iraq have no Walmarts? Because there's a Target on every corner."

"I hate myself for laughing, but a joke my grandpa told me.. What do you call 5 black people having sex? A Three some."

"When women reach a certain age they start accumulating cats This is known as many paws"

"A blind man once told me, he smokes a lot because ... he got nothing to 'look' forward. Well, let just say that I 'see' his point......Ba Dum Tss!!!"

"When your wife asks if men think about sex every 7 seconds the correct answer is ""I think of you all the time dear"" & not ""Sex with who?""."

"There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the right application of fonts and colours"