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Joke of the Day
"I have a rain fetish. It really gets me wet."
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"In-laws are like hemorrhoids... .... When they come down and go back up it's ok, but when they stay down that's when it's a pain in the ass..."
"""Scored 4, 10 year ago"" That's pretty much all I can remember from Clinton's Getting Interns Address. - Happy Presidents Day."
"How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything lol"
"Cop: show us where the hamburgers are, hamburglar Hamburglar: you've got the wrong guy. I steal ham. You're thinking of hamburgerburglar"
"If I had 10 cookies and someone takes away 5, what would they have? A broken hand"
"Women should not have children after 35. Really ... 35 children are enough."
"What do you call an ""Asian"" that loves using moisturizer? Laotian."
"whats the difference between hell and gaza? there's no kids in hell"
"What is blue and lies by the seabed? Probably not a planned child."