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Joke of the Day
"When women reach a certain age they start accumulating cats This is known as many paws"
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"Bro: Dude, is this YOUR Shakira CD??? Me: What? No....it's my wife's..... Hips: No.... It's his... Me: Shut up Hips!"
"Meteorologists always have their heads in the clouds But gastroenterologists take shit seriously"
"Technology would be better if you could download sandwiches."
"How do you get a fat girl into bed? It's a piece of cake"
"that's one of the last straws. I'm going to throw a small tantrum, then continue putting up with both this bullshit and all future bullshit."
"I heard that Auschwitz had to ask people to stop playing Pokemon Go. Which is weird, because they have the same slogan. Gotta catch 'em all."
"Sometimes I keep Facebook open in two tabs to remind myself I'm worthless."
"What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas? Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!"
"My extremely slow tailor is trying to give me an impromptu fitting but I don't want to do it right now I'm taking steps to prevent the measure"