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Joke of the Day

"I hate myself for laughing, but a joke my grandpa told me.. What do you call 5 black people having sex? A Three some."

"A bee jerks off all over some Cheerios. Its Honey Nut."

"I'm always punctual, which is why I hope to be cremated and used in an hourglass."

"He was like, 'We're all slowly dying' So I was like, 'WRONG' and I threw him in front of a moving bus."

"The first person who started winking at others was probably the creepiest human ever."

"I should have just named my dog ""Password""."

"Why don't mountains get cold? They wear snow caps. *cringe* ^Courtesy ^of ^Westjet's ^horrible ^phone ^line."

"Why can you only date girls named Ana?... ...because I got a tattoo that says Ana"

"""I maul out of love"" - Bear Supply"

"CIA 'Mistakenly' destroys copy of 6,700-page US torture report A CIA spokesperson commented, ""We meant to destroy the 6,700-page US espionage report"""