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Joke of the Day

"I hate myself for laughing, but a joke my grandpa told me.. What do you call 5 black people having sex? A Three some."

"British woman suing McDonalds after finding a cigarette in her ONE year old's Happy Meal.As if ciggie wasn't the healthiest thing in the bag"

"""I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but..."" People who are found buried in the woods"

"Why are giraffe's necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!"

"Did you hear about the new show about Xi Jinping, Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin? It's called [Removed]"

"Why is a pensioners vagina like a pork pie? Because you have to bite off the crust and lick out the jelly before you get to the meat."

"What did the homeless man get for christmas ? Hypothermia."

"Why do Christian figureheads not like science? Because it's about two Adams bonding."

"What is the definition of stalking? When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it"

"I tried to google image search Rorschach tests... but all I could find were pictures of boobs."