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Joke of the Day

"What is a geometry teachers favorite movie? Angles in the Outfield"

"What do you call a Mexican who lost a car? Carlos"

"Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke? Mark is black."

"It's hard dating with OCD... ...every time my girlfriend gets turned on, I have to turn her off again."

"It's pretty cool how Atheist prayers are just thoughts about actually doing something useful."

"How much weed is the appropriate amount to give as a gift at a baby shower?"

"Just bought a new phone, it's helping me with weight loss I don't have money to eat anything for 2 months."

"*takes picture of son putting ornament on the tree* Okay, now give that back to mommy and don't touch another one, okay?"

"How can I face the problem? When my problem is my face!"

"I used to have a phone with a really good user interface... ...but someone swiped it."