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Joke of the Day
"How much weed is the appropriate amount to give as a gift at a baby shower?"
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"My friend had party the other night and didn't invite me, only midgets. He said it was just a little get together."
"Why did the corn maze go back to school? It was tired of working in a dead end field."
"Come to Crab's Joe Shack We have Stu."
"If you're a copyright attorney and your slogan isn't ""Carpe TM,"" go fuck yourself."
"I'm so old I remember when teens getting pregnant meant ""PANIC!"" not ""Congratulations, you get your own MTV show!"""
"Red, White, and Blue are the colors of Freedom... ... Until they're flashing behind your car."
"""Aw man, who's going to agree to play Frodo in the Lord of the Rings movies?"" ""Elijah Would."""
"What kind of name for a storm is ""Debby?"" Hurricanes should have names like ""Satan"" No one should have their house destroyed by ""Heather."""
"If you see a guy in an executioner's hood feeding a deer into a Coinstar today just let me do my thing."