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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke? Mark is black."

"Oh man, this whole time we've been trying to stop SEAWATER from gushing into our OIL. Stupid Terry was holding the diagram upside down."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anya ! Anya who ? Anya best behavior !"

"Why didn't the old man wear old man reading glasses? They were too on-the-nose."

"Guns don't avoid critical thinking by leaning on tired aphorisms. People do."

"I really can't believe the price some women pay for sunglasses. I'm starting to think it'd be cheaper to get the kitchen window tinted."

"Did you hear about how the Police were called to a daycare yesterday? a three-year-old was resisting a rest"

"How did the farmer grow his portfolio? Cornstock"

"Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 90 seconds. Poor guy."

"Why did the butcher sell his shop? Because he couldn't meat his expenses"