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Joke of the Day

"Men vs Women Women want a lot of things from one Man. Conversely, Men want one thing from a lot of Women."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool"

"What's a rebel's favorite key on a keyboard? An R key."

"When I first met my wife I asked her if she smokes after sex She got quiet for a second then said,"" I don't know, I've never checked ""."

"Why did the narcissist with multiple personalities and a propensity for domestic violence only have one black eye? Because she didn't need to re-beat himself."

"I lost my virginity to my teacher yesterday. Unfortunately, I'm home-schooled."

"What's common between American beer and making love in a canoe? It's fucking close to water."

"What did the blonde name her pet Zebra? Spot"

"Saw a monarch butterfly today, what made it special is that it was the first time it wasn't stamped on top of a strippers ass."

"Wife has been adding a little baby oil to her baths, which is cool because I have always wanted to quickly be laying down in the shower."