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Joke of the Day
"My best friend thinks I'm a stalker ...well he's not really my friend....yet."
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"What do indian mice do when they get scared? They scurry!"
"[teaching my 3yo the alphabet] ""Ok what's a word that starts with Q"" cucumber ""That's uh... I don't... let's pick this up again tomorrow"""
"Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ? He had ""No body "" to go with."
"All our pigs are learning karate. Oh I don't believe that No? Well just watch out for their chops."
"Kanye West is now on Twitter. Since he doesn't follow anyone, not only will he not let you finish, he's not gonna let you start, either."
"Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store? For the Watch."
"What do you call a female android? Synthia Lmao"
"What's a gay man's favorite planet? Earth, most likely. Unless he's personally interested in space exploration, in which case he might say Mars."
"What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare-line."