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Joke of the Day

"I asked my Ouija board when I was going to get a girlfriend and it spelled out HAHAHAHAHA until it caught fire."

"Me: Whatcha doing on the PC? Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT?!? D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that."

"I'll tell you what I know about midgets and dwarves. Very little"

"Reddit just wouldn't be the same without communist subreddits; They really put the red back into reddit"

"Don't you wish people could be like money? So you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones are fake and which are real?"

"Is #GoHomeIndianMedia really trending? Can we respond with #NoPleaseYouKeepThem or #OkFineWhereElseCanWeSendThem"

"How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb? It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing."

"What do you call ranch dressing that has gone bad? Raunch"

"Any subreddits to help you cope with schizophrenia? Asking for a friend"

"Finally Gay and Lesbian couples can get married... It's about time they were allowed to be as miserable as the rest of us."