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Joke of the Day

"I like Mitt Romney because he looks like the model in every stock photo of a businessman on a flip phone in 2002."

"What's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator ? ... Have you ever heard a refrigerator fart when you pull out the meat?"

"What do you call a cow with epilepsy? Beef jerky!"

"The estate of Charles Dickens is too make alcoholic beverages from the apples on their land The slogan is ""All the girls love a Dickens Cider"""

"A hoes favorite line is, Don't judge me, you don't know what I been thru'.....Yeah I do, a lot of d*ck."

"I was talking to a girl last night ... She was quite fat, but she had huuuuge tits. ""My eyes are up here"", I had to say, because she kept staring at the hamburger in my hand."

"Steve Irwin died as he lived With animals in his heart."

"Back in the 70's I met this really cool blind man He was really outta sight!"

"Sting was kidnapped last night The Police are looking for a lead."

"I used to be in a band called Missing Cat' You've probably seen our posters."